Vendor Response to Year 2000 Problems

An acquaintance, having seen a great many inquiries about whether his company's software is Year 2000 compliant, is considering using this as his new standard response:

We are quite confident that all of our systems are Year 2000
Compliant. However, we have over a two year backlog of Year 2000
Compliance forms to fill out, so according to our scheduling
database, you should hear back from us in June, 1900.

Updated at 15:47 EST on Tue Apr 11, 2006