Staying Awake At Meetings

Do you keep falling asleep in meeting? Here's something to change all of that.

How To Play Wank Words

Simply tick off 5 Wank Words in one meeting and shout out Bingo! It's that easy!

synergies take that offline strategic fit at the end of the day gap analysis
revisit game plan bandwidth hard-ball show stoppers
results driven run it up the flagpole slippery slide ticks in boxes mindset
ball park proactive not reactive win-win situation think outside the box fast track
best practice bottom line core business lessons learnt touch base
the hard yards bench marking big picture value adding movers & shakers
strategic alliance empower employees move goal posts left hand not knowing right hand bread & butter
knock-on effect put this one to bed stakeholders quality driven no blame

Testimonials from other players

"I had only been in the meeting for 5 minutes when I yelled Bingo!"

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."

"It's a whizz, meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win."

"The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop as 32 of us listened intently for the elusive 5th."

"The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed Bingo! for the 3rd time in 2 hours."

"I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis."

"People are even listening to mumblers thanks to wank words."

"Bonza! You could have cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump as we waited for the 5th delivery."


Updated at 15:47 EST on Tue Apr 11, 2006