Dilbert Quotes

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. The results:

• As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. [This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems.]

• What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.

• How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?

• E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.

• Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good job in training people.

• This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.

• Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.

• No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.